Of course I just kept quiet and let them critique me as much as they liked. I found it quite refreshing lah. The tutor was this uncle-looking man, who does not look it, but somehow I have this feeling that he is deceptively wise and shrewd. I mean, he did pick me (of all people) to arrow to be Group IC, and he did it via EMAIL somemore! I still haven't completely gotten over my shock can?
Well, tutorial was better than I had expected, so I'm not complaining. Also, I met someone interesting (ok, I didn't really MEET the person per se, but since we're in the same tutorial class, will have chance soon lah), and I hope something interesting will happen between myself and this interesting person. Heh, Xinwei, you can attest to how interesting this person is lah hor? *gRiNz*
On to more interesting matters...I had this conversation with this girl last week, and I sorta know what to make of it, but I don't wanna come across to pompous or anything, here goes:
Disclaimer: All names have been omitted for obvious reasons...
*phone rings*
Xing Jian: Hello, who is this?
Girl: Hi! This is **** ! How are you?
XJ: **** who?
G: **** from RP lah.
XJ: What is RP?
G: **** from Republic Poly lah! Remember me?
XJ: *pauses* oH...OH! Yah, yah, I remember. ****, yes, I remember.
G: Wah, ni zhen mei you wo xin de(tranlation from Chinese: you never think of me wan, how can?) leh, Haiz..so how are you?
(insert about 5 seconds of inane chit-chat which is customary, insincere and totally unnecesary)
XJ: Anyway, what did you call me for?
G: Hmm? Call you need reason wan meh?
XJ: *gulp* Oh, i see... *silence*
G: *probably senses discomfort* Okay lah, I call you again soon ok?
Now, ladies and gentlemen, what do you make of this conversation? I have my own interpretations, and well, frankly, I just can't...just can't lah...heh
Anyway, here's something else for you all to read and get entertained by:
WAYS TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE AS STUPID:
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a happy meal.
3. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
4. All foam, no beer.
5. The butter has slipped off his pancake.
6. The cheese slid off his cracker.
7. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
8. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
9. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
10. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
11. As smart as bait.
12. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
13. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
14. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
15. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
16. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
17. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
18. Receiver is off the hook.
19. Not wired to code.
20. Skylight leaks a little.
21. Her slinky's kinked.
22. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
23. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
24. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.
25. During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
26. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
27. Is so dense, light bends around her.
28. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
29. Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
31. One sandwich short of a picnic.
32. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
33. One of her DuraCells is in upside down.
34. His elevator doesn't stop at all the floors.
35. One taco shy of a combo platter.
Taken from www.webenglishteacher.com, this is a fun site.
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