Friday, November 24, 2006

2 Wizards, a Nun & a Dunno-what

I realised I now have a new passion! That's COUNTER-BLOGGING! Hahaha...here I go!

As you can see, we have The Crimson and The Shimmery Blue (both excellent and well loved wizards of this era, I might add). There are, however, new additions to Middle Earth.

The Nun

Dressed in what I suspect to be fisherman pants and a pseudo habit, is the Nun. She (or is it He?) bolsters the party's healing and moral boosting capabilities with her, umm...eight-octave high chants and hymns.

The black clipboard she holds represents the contract she made with the Dark Ones early in her career as a fledgling practitioner of the Holy Arts. She was at a critical stage of her training when she was most vulnerable, and unfortunately, she was lulled (albeit momentarily) over to the Dark Side. This is a test that all young Nuns face, and her brush with the Dark Side will definitely add to her abilities with dealing with other Dark Ones.

She specialises in high-octave (sometimes off pitch), evil-eradicating hymns, and also highly cosmetic (and moisturing and moisture-locking) healing salves that are steeped in the essence of the Holy.

The Dunno-what

The Dunno-what is a sort of rogue character who doesn't really specialise in anything. How do we know that he is a Dunno-what? Well, from the head dress alone (its not even a proper hood and it looks like a someone threw a dish cloth at the guy), it is sufficient to tell. There is obviously no affiliation to any known order on Middle Earth, and his skills remain a mystery to most of the common folk.

It has been reported (though by dubious sources) that the main repertoire of skills the Dunno-what possesses belong to that of what is commonly known as Dance. This is a highly colloquial form of nomenclature, and is frowned upon by more experienced Dunno-whats. It has been reported that when utilising Dance skills, the Dunno-what is able to produce copious amounts of a certain liquid from his skin. The exact chemical composition of this liquid is undetermined, but it is known to be highly pungent to most common folk.

Dance skills are often used to hypnotise foes and passing creeps, but often at the risk of entering a trance-like state that the Dunno-what himself may find hard to get out of. Thus, though powerful and effective, should be used with great prudence and the Dunno-what should also NOT be under the influence of ale, wine or other form of spirit.

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This post was only possible because I have many low-content modules this semester (IN YOUR FACE!), and I like talking crap. Love all of you (especially MA BIATCH)!!! ^_^

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