Is that just dandruff, or you...

1. ...are dreaming about a white Christmas this year?

2. ...use cheap hairwax?

3. ...have Santa Claus living in your scalp?

4. ...tried exfoliating your scalp with sea salt? (what WERE you thinking?)

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Some bitchy things you can say to a person with dandruff...LOL

Bored...

I have no more papers but I sooo don't feel like studying for them! ARGH!!!

They are both open-book lah...and there are so many days in between them...argh....

How how how?

I wanna play Nightfall! :(

Halfway through...

Just finished my EL2111 paper today...it sure was fun! Picture this...

Got time:

*copying from notes*
*thinks to self*: Hmmm..I have time, I think I will paraphrase this...and this...and this...
*sense of satisfaction*


No time:

*copying from notes*
*thinks to self*: Hmm...no time liao...
*continues copying*


Don't you just love open book papers? ^_^

My next paper is next Monday! Gosh...I have so much time can? I will be printing out my notes tmr, and then I will file them and look through them. I think I will allocate some time for my EL3254 (also open book) as well. Because I have sooo much time, I am soooo tempted to just go and buy my Nightfall chapter, and start a little bit on it can? Argh...

*resists the GuildWars demon*

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Been studying with Leo in CL this semester, cos we're sharing THREE modules anyway...talk about overkill man. But we're cool, even though we quarrelledthe most times this semester...hahaha...too close for comfort liao. =P

Anyway, we were having our usual bitchy day in the library yesterday, and guess what? Karmic retribution!

This is what happens when you badmouth someone for the entire morning. One third of your chicken the uncle serves is made of fat and skin! Hah...too bad for Leonard...he had to deal with all this fat...I was clever enough not to buy from the chicken rice stall in business. I had a much nicer noodle dish from the Beijing Feng Wei stall.

See? Much nicer right? Hahaha...anyway, we were so bored that stupid Leo decided to play a practical joke on me! And Tien did not even stop him! Grrrrrrrrrr..................


I kenna bullied lor...haiz....and this THING is supposed to be my best friend...ugh...*disgusted*

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Two more papers to go! Gambatte ne! ^_^
I am going to sleep early tonight...going to take advantage of the excellent weather!

Yummy + Random

3 for $2...good stuff! ^_^

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this was one of the most tense moments of the film...

守恒： 快点啊！
正行： 那。。。我跟慧嘉
守恒：*pretends not to hear* 啊？！

it really sucks not being able to tell your best friend the truth.
sometimes it's just being so close that makes it super difficult to say what you truly feel.
the pain of being close, the fear that the truth will destroy everything.
the notion that what you truly feel will totally rock and cause their world to crumble.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahhaa...

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Thanks Kel...freaking funny...hahahaha.

Bad Timing

Sitting at home waiting for a call from the hospital now...

I have to be the main liaison person, since my Mom is fucking frustrated with the staff at the hospital. Basically, we've been getting calling from the various departments of AH the entire morning, and it's truly amazing...how everything along the hospital 'process' line is so segmented that everyone is basically concerned with his or her job...

On the side of the patient/patient's family, we have to repeat out story...say...20 million times? Haha...the irony of it all lah...systems that make our lives that much 'EASIER'... RAWRS...

My Mom blew up at a trainee nurse, and trust me, you do not want to have my Mom blow up at you...you may be scarred for life...LOL. I guess I am pretty frustrated at having to deal with all this during my examination period...I just wanna sit down and study...but cannot leh...have to handle this and handle that....argh....

Just wanna rant abit...in fact, I realised that it's soo annoying that I don't even have the energy to type the situation out in full detail...

okok, I have to go now...the laundry's done...hahaha...yeah...you heard me right. LAUNDRY...since when do I do laundry right? HAHAHAHA...

Ciaoz!

English!!! ^_^

Thank you Paul for the vid, and Beth for transcribing.



Three fellows wenten into a Pubbe
and Gleefullie their hands did Rubbe
In expectacion of Revelrie
T'was the hour that was Happie
Great bottels of wine did they quaff
and had a really good laff
Til drunkedness held Full Dominion
For tis Two for the price of Onne

Yet after wine and mead and sack
men must have a massive snack
Great pasties from Cornwall
Scottish eggs, round like a Balle
Great hams, quail duck and geese
They sucked the bones and drank the grease
One fellow stood all pale and wan
For he was a vegetarian

Yet man knoweth for gluttony
stoketh the fire of lechery
Upon three young wenches round and sly
the fellows cast a wanton eye
One did approach with drunken wink
"'Ello, darling, ya fancy a drink?"

Soon they caught them on their knee
Twas like some grizzly puppetry
Such was the lewdness and debauchery
Twas like a sketch by Dick Emery
Except that Dick Emery is not yet Borne
So such comparison may not be Drawne

Then the fellows began to pale
For quail is not the friend of ale
And in their bellies much confusion
From their throats vile extrusion
Stinking foul corrupcion

Came spewing forth from drooling lips
The fetid stench did fill the pub
Twas the very arse of Beelzebub

Thrown they were from hall and trumpet
In the street no coin no strumpet
Homeward board they must quickly go
To that end the donkey stole
Their hands all with vomit greased
The donkey, well was not pleased
And threw them into a ditch of shite
They all agreed, "What a brilliant night."

Of Donuts, SIM & Waraku!

I had my first cheese and wasabi donut (see top left corner...the funky one with a light green dot in the centre) yesterday, courtesy of dearest Aeron. Apparently he went 'donut-ing' (I quote him...) and brought back a box of lovelies after queuing for goodness knows how long. I was on my way to tuition when I met him on Bus D (I think), and I 'liberated' a funky looking donut from him...


It's not that clear, but the top of the donut was covered with very light (and shiny), savoury cheese, and there was this light green wasabi filling inside. It was not as spicy as I thought it would be...I think they mixed in too much mayonnaise inside such that it nullified the spiciness of the wasabi.

Anyhow, it was an interesting snack as I made my to Kent Ridge Terminal...thanks Aeron!
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This morning I got up early to head down to Singapore Institute of Management to surprise Jun at her graduation! It sure was fun surprising your friend and seeing her face light up with happiness...(yes, sometimes I have that effect on people....*shameless*) Must thank Michelle for inviting me down to the graduation if not I would not have known about it at all...heh

I took a cab down and the whole way, it was this jovial taxi driver who had Hokkien songs playing...and he saw me smiling and when I said I enjoyed listening to Hokkien songs, he lit up, turned up the volume and sang the whole way (he wasn't too bad a singer..and I had a good time...heh)

I did not know that they had to pay for their reception leh...you'd think that after paying so much school fees, the place would provide for the reception right? But no lor...Jun said that the reception was $15 per pax...of course I did not pay for this prior to coming, and basically I freeloaded the entire time! I did not even take breakfast before going down...so I really 'whacked' the buffet tables! Pigging out is great! ^_^

Jun's flowers! (complete with cuddly rabbits/dogs...I couldn't tell which...hee ^_^)

Not too bad lah..for $15 per pax..the plates and cutlery were all NOT disposable and quite ingeniously designed. If you look carefully, there is a opening for your drink (which I conveniently used to stick my thumb through) and there are even little slots in the rim of the plate for you to stick your fork and spoon in! And the plastic is of good quality some more...not some cheapo plate...quite atas... ^_^

This should be my 2nd or 3rd helping... (YES, I pigged out!)

Pig-Pig! *munch, chew, swallow*

After everything, I even met up with Gavin cos he was studying the library and did not want to appear too 'bu yao lian'...I told him to just fuck it and eat lor...no one knows whether you paid or not lor..hahaha ^_^ It was nice seeing him again after so long. I wanted to meet Johnson also, but he was sick at home...ah well...will probably see him at the clubs or something....wahahaha...

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I just finished dinner with Fifi, Alex, Lionel (cuter one), Philip, HX & Vince at Waraku at Central (this new shopping centre at Clarke Quay). Dinner was nice...fun to have everyone there chatting and enjoying each other's company.

Fifi and Alex went shopping before dinner, and they bought me a polo tee! Belated birthday present! ^_^ Sooo sweet...and apparently Alex stripped in public to try on the polo...awww...so sweet...fortunately, they got me a new piece...hahaha...

The shirt fits well, but it the kind where it acts a constant reminder that I cannot afford to get fatter...wahahaha...so that's good, I think...heeheee...

The shirt was shared by Fifi, Alex and Alastair! Thanks guys. ^_^

Lub alls of yous deeps deeps...heehee

Tomorrow got meeting in school....*roars* What to do? HEH...

Totally Random!!!

It's all in the genes.

You are so mean.

You like them lean.

It's all about cream.

XJ loves COOKIE!!!

Hui bought me this wonderful cookie from that wonderful coffee establishment today. This came at the perfect time considering I had not eaten anything prior to this. Whew...lifesaver! ^_^

It was a thank-you for all the wonderful GIFs that I've been making for her. This woman has some strange desire to see her fave 'idols' in animated GIF format. Fortunately for her, I happen to be able to make simple GIFs..hee

Glad you like those GIFs babe! Give me more requests if you wanna ok? Take care you Muse-loving, Kruznick-adoring fangirl! *bleah*

OMFG!

You have brought VAGUENESS and BIMBO-CITY to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!

-eyeballs popped, jaw dropped, and hair on forearm stood up and actually died...

23 already...

Not the most spectacular of birthdays considering I had to spend it in school doing projects.

Thank you Hongxuan for that short, but nice luncheon at MM (I will let your imaginations run wild...heh).

Thank you Leo and Tien for the simple dinner at our favourite (actually ONLY) Taiwanese restaurant at Fong Seng.

(Basically, today, all my meals were paid for...hahaha...)

Thanks to all my friends who wished me well! ^_^

I think I will sleep early tonight...suddenly very sleepy...tomorrow I will be doing my first ever emcee gig (at least I THINK it is my first...can't remember whether I did any emceeing in school last time or not....heh)

15mins left of my day will be spent showering...heh

My Elementalist Changed Sex!!!

For the strangest reason, when I mapped in from one of the maps, my FEMALE elementalist CHANGED SEX!!! I also don't know why, but there was this bug that made my elementalist MALE until I mapped again...gosh...so bizarre...

I think my elementalist is sexier as a SHE...hahaha...don't you think so? ^_^

Do Not Disturb

is this show that I just watched on Arts Central!

It's a series of short films that are produced by local thespians I think...tonight's show was concepted and produced by Tan Kheng Hua, I can't remember the director though...Tan Kheng Hua's name struck me first...hehe

Anyway, it was a funny 1hrs skit about a couple who have been dating for 8 years, and are finally planning their wedding. Issues plague this funny pair as they worry about flowers to clothes to sex. The funniest parts was when the woman saw her man ejaculate prematurely...and she was so traumatised, she started calling it a problem, and insisted that he went to get it fixed. Turns out that he had been 'saving' himself up for their big night, and somehow, when she touched him, he just came...freaking funny lah.

It became funnier when, because of their obsession with everything being perfect for their wedding, they began to PRACTISE having sex. They actually wore their underwear on the outside, and simulated touching each other by touching the air. They even had their Steps 1-10 when it came to having sex.

1 = touching of the face
2 = hugging
3 = light peck on the cheek
4 = peck on the lips
4.5 = French kissing
5 = *can't remember*
6 = butt grabbing
7 = boob grabbing
8 = "man lies on top of woman and repeats Steps 1 through 7"
9 = Man takes off panties of woman
9.5 = Woman puts on condom for man
10 = Penetration

This couple is super eccentric because they have everything planned out nicely already, from their HDB flat to the wedding music to the type of flowers. As such, they tried to do the same for sex, but soon realises that it's almost impossible to do so.

When they finally go all the way, the twist of the story at the end of the film is the guy announcing that the condom broke...hahahaha

So cartoon lor...