of leather shoes and alcohol...

Last night was the final OFFICIAL working night for the Battalion. Everyone had booked out to enjoy their super long weekend and to prepare for their trip to Taiwan. Exciting stuff. I was a little annoyed though, when I began to hear people at the company lines saying that they needed to buy leather shoes to wear to the airport.

When I asked where had they heard this instruction from, they all told me RSM. I was like, "WTF?!" Didn't these people go for the briefing? I mean, the official stand is 'covered footwear', nothing else. So what if some people would look funny in pants & track shoes (I wouldn't be caught dead in such a get-up, but that's besides that point). Why would you want to force people to spend unnecessary money on such a trip? It totally doesn't make sense. And to anyhow issue instructions without prior consultation is totally unacceptable...ugh... Anyhow, the problem is cleared up already...I WON...ha

Apart from the issue on shoes, we also had a Mess Initiation for our officers who had yet to been initiated. It was a generally happy event, with the initiatees getting dead drunk, and puking all over that shop. I felt bad for the messboys, cos they had to clean up after us. I also had the to experience a close encounter with my friend Terence Tan (PNR PC). I think after last night, I feel so much closer to the little shit. He was so dead drunk that he was slurring and salivating all over his friends. I was helping Kang Li bring him back to his office, and he just could not co-operate properly.

Being the loudest drunk, he kept talking nonsense and all that shit. When we tried to bathe him and get him clothed, he just kept trying to leg-sweep me. I got so annoyed that I picked him up and piggy-backed him to his office. It was not over yet, he kept retching and drooling. My hand had never wiped the mouth of a guy before. It was a strange experience; strange and extremely awkward. Soon after my hand decided that it could no longer absorb any more of his saliva.

He took the cake when he could not get to the bucket we provided for his puke, and he happily deposited his dinner onto my crotch. Sadly, everything I was wearing last night belonged to my brother (sorry bro!!!). Well, that was an exciting night...haha.. (btw, this Terence I'm talking about is not the Terence who's blog is linked to mine)

Anyway, it was fun taking care of you babe...never felt so motherly in my entire life..haha... hope your hangover will pass soon. You did seem fine this morning when I went to visit you...yeah... I can't wait when Weiquan uploads the videos from last night man. The other initiatees were just as drunk as dear Ter, but since I was Mom to him for a night I don't know how the others fared. From what I heard, not much better...haha

You guys are very lucky cos' we were all here to take care of you all. Undress, bathe, clothe and tuck into bed...where else can you find such great buddies? All of you better go and give your 'Moms' from last night a big Thank You.

ciaoz...