Again, quite long never blog anything liao hor? Well, I've been grappling with several things lately lah...so not a lot of time to pen my thoughts down. I spent most of today with Mom at Yishun. She had to take half a day off to wait for the new refrigerator to arrive. What happened was last Wednesday there was this 'sorry-dear-residents-but-we-need-cut-the-electricity-for-a-few-hours' maintenance period. Then when the power came on again, the fuse for the old fridge blew and we all thought it was a goner...so went out to buy a new fridge lor. Nice, big, silver, LG thing...not too shabby...haha
The freaking delivery men were late! 30mins late can?!?! Make my poor mother wait for a whole for nothing...and almost make her late somemore. Terrible can?! Call us at 10am to confirm the delivery will be arriving from 2-4pm, and they arrive at 430pm...for fuck?! Might as well don't call...then at least we could assume that they were irresponsible....call at 10am, pretend to be so service-oriented and customer-service-ish, then still come late...my mom had to call them twice somemore, and each time say, "COMING ALREADY MDM, 5/10/15 more MINUTES"
BAH!
Well, yesterday the most terrible thing happened to me can? I was on the 854 on my way back from tuition at Hougang. So I was sitting on the bus, slowly dozing, when suddenly...I felt someone FLICK MY EAR! Yes, no kidding, my ear was flicked! I was stunned for awhile, and was sorta waiting for an apology to come from behind, but it never came. Contemplating whether or not to do anything, I decided to not me a wuss...so I turned around, and confronted the people. They were 3 Malay girls, who might I say were very VERY TACKILY dressed! The conversation was as follows:
XJ: Did any of you flick my ear?!
3MGs: *blur/puzzled/innocent/"supremely annoyed looks*
XJ: Well?! If it wasn't on purpose, the least you could do was apologise!
middle MG: Sorry... (she totally did not mean it can?! The bitch!)
I left it at that...thinking it was over... Immediately after this, there was loud conversatoin amongst the three of them, in Malay. Sadly, I did not understand/speak Malay, if not I would put them in their place by shocking them that way. I heard 'bodoh', but I dunno were they referring to me. Anyway, it was not over...after that, they began poking me in the back!!! YES, I kid you not! They were poking me lightly in the back! After about 5 pokes...
XJ: HEY! I DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY OK?!?! *pause + GLARE* WHY DON'T YOU THREE JUST GROW UP!!!
3MGs: *non-plussed looks all around*
XJ: *changes seats*
I mean, I have never been that infuriated in my life...the nerve of people! In my mind, I was cursing FUCKING MEE**S all the way, and I meant it too! Of course, just directed at them lah...so uncouth can?! The ultimate product of the socialization that is so common to THEM! I mean, my neighbours are Malay, and they're totally cool folks! Assholes exists in every race man...(and yes, I know I run the risk of sounding oh-so-slightly seditious...but please lah...go check the dictionary if anyone even thinks of giving me a lecture)
I should've given those girls a longer tongue-lashing...just let me get started on their fashion sense man...by the time I'm done, they'd wish they were arrested by the fashion police instead. Haha...
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