Do Not Disturb

is this show that I just watched on Arts Central!

It's a series of short films that are produced by local thespians I think...tonight's show was concepted and produced by Tan Kheng Hua, I can't remember the director though...Tan Kheng Hua's name struck me first...hehe

Anyway, it was a funny 1hrs skit about a couple who have been dating for 8 years, and are finally planning their wedding. Issues plague this funny pair as they worry about flowers to clothes to sex. The funniest parts was when the woman saw her man ejaculate prematurely...and she was so traumatised, she started calling it a problem, and insisted that he went to get it fixed. Turns out that he had been 'saving' himself up for their big night, and somehow, when she touched him, he just came...freaking funny lah.

It became funnier when, because of their obsession with everything being perfect for their wedding, they began to PRACTISE having sex. They actually wore their underwear on the outside, and simulated touching each other by touching the air. They even had their Steps 1-10 when it came to having sex.

1 = touching of the face
2 = hugging
3 = light peck on the cheek
4 = peck on the lips
4.5 = French kissing
5 = *can't remember*
6 = butt grabbing
7 = boob grabbing
8 = "man lies on top of woman and repeats Steps 1 through 7"
9 = Man takes off panties of woman
9.5 = Woman puts on condom for man
10 = Penetration

This couple is super eccentric because they have everything planned out nicely already, from their HDB flat to the wedding music to the type of flowers. As such, they tried to do the same for sex, but soon realises that it's almost impossible to do so.

When they finally go all the way, the twist of the story at the end of the film is the guy announcing that the condom broke...hahahaha

So cartoon lor...